In no particular order:
A living room should not have more than one couch.
People who organize books by color should not own books.
Nothing moves faster than lint. Cat hair is a close second.
There is no excuse for recessed lights.
One cannot own too many tape measurers.
It is always the small projects that result in the greatest number of trips to the hardware store.
There is no such thing as a simple project in an old house.
HGTV is the devil. Yet I can’t look away.
When all else fails, turn to the internet.