Garden Apartment

Yes, it took a lot longer than we thought. Yes, there were quite a few unforeseen issues, but finally, nine months after we bought our place, the garden apartment is finally ready to rent. Here is what it looks like:

We created an entry way with a place for shoes and coats.

For the bedroom, we added a set of French doors in place of the existing archway to give the space more definition (and some privacy). Best of all, the doors were free! In addition to the doors, we put the original summer cover back on the fireplace and also removed old paint splotches and varnish off the tiles. This is what the space used to look like:
The living room ended up like this:
The previous owners used this room as a dining room, since it’s right next to the kitchen. We made the space larger by removing the upper and lower cabinets in the kitchen next to the fridge. We added a small counter with shelving beneath and moved the large lower cabinet to the empty wall of the kitchen.
It used to look like this (photo from the real estate listing)
We removed the island, since having an island that was mostly occupied by a cook top, plus having a (tiny) separate oven that occupied a huge amount of wall space didn’t make any sense. By removing the island we created enough room to make it an eat-in kitchen. It now looks like this:
The previous owner didn’t tile under the island. You’d be shocked – SHOCKED! to learn that this tile pattern is no longer available. Pulling up the entire floor was cost-prohibitive because of the manner in which it was installed: leveling cement and wire mesh over the original hard wood, which basically turned the original wood floor into something that cannot be salvaged. So for now we ended up with the above patch…
Last but not least, we added shelving units to the laundry area to make the space less awkward. Because of where the existing plumbing was, the washer/dryer had to be in its current location.

Salvage lighting finds

Sometimes the things I stress most about our house may seem absurd when compared to the sheer volume of large project we have yet to tackle. But  it’s the little things that make all the difference. Sure, I can live with the shower of sadness – for the time being – because sometimes tackling a small project can make the larger picture not seem so daunting.

The lighting fixtures that came with the house are ugly. Not two ways about. UH-GLY! Here is a sampling of the ugly currently on display in our parlor floor. Yes, the brass ceiling fan does take the cake – we don’t use it so that we don’t get used to having a gentle breeze overhead. That monstrosity is going to Build It Green very very soon.

We have been shopping for more period appropriate fixtures for the house and needless to say, anything available in the New York area costs and arm and a leg. Since we have a limited supply of arms and legs we have been looking elsewhere for our salvage: hello midwest!

The fixtures are in raw condition – they need to be cleaned and re-wired, but we purchased all four for less than the cost of a nice non-Home Depot light. Now, onward to getting these guys up and working!

Gooped up skylight

Our house has two skylights (in various states of disrepair). The main one, above the stairs to the top floor is made of simple stained glass (which is cracked and needs to be fixed at some point). The second one is in the middle room. When we bought the house, the skylight looked like this:

Yes, not only is the skylight painted over, it is also covered with popcorn. Whomever did this is  an over-achiever of doing dumb thing to functional architectural features. Pay no attention to the ugly lighting fixture. We’ll deal with it later. First, let’s let some sunlight into this room, since it’s a center room without windows.

We took down the skylight window. Once in broad daylight, it was even filthier than we thought.

Step 1: Clean the years of accumulated dirt from the roof-facing side of the window

Cue the Peel Away 6. While it works pretty well, particularly for a product that is no-toxic, be prepared to do more than one application, particularly if you have many layers of paint. I have lost count as to how many buckets of this stuff we’ve used thus far.

In the process of removing the glass, the frame kinda sorta came apart…

It was fixed with hardware on the roof facing side. While not perfect, it’s a vast improvement: the semi-finished project probably needs one more round of cleaning to eliminate the smudging. After that, we shall tackle that horrendous popcorn….

The Air/Light Shaft

Back when we had our home inspection, we found out that our house had a air/light shaft. These were somewhat common in brownstones as a way to provide ventilation and a bit of light to parts of the house that have no windows – a problem when your house is stuck on the house next door, leaving only the front and back for windows.

The top floor kitchen and bathroom had windows that were sealed with paint, as did the parlor floor bathroom/closet. Curiosity eventually got the best of us and we pried one of the windows open.

The inside of the shaft looked like something out of a movie – doesn’t this look like an abandoned factory where the bad guys are holding the action hero hostage?

Clearly, the shaft is going to need a bit of work. But having a source of light and ventilation for our bathrooms is something  super awesome, regardless of how scary it looks inside.

Popcorn is for eating, not for ceilings

The top floor of our house has a new-ish ceiling. Best we can tell, there was damage to the original plaster that was “fixed” with dry wall. Eventually we’d like to take down the ceiling and restore it back to its original condition. In the mean time, we can live with it as is. What we cannot live with is the popcorn. There is popcorn on the ceilings. On the walls. On the woodwork. It’s a hot mess.

This is what some of the woodwork in our bedroom looks like:

There is similar sloppiness on the walls and on the doors. Our bedroom looks like a cannon of popcorn ceiling exploded – an no one bothered to clean it up. Until now.

Turns out it’s not hard to remove stray popcorn bits. A wet towel helps saturate the dribbles, which turns them into a paste you can just wipe off. It was a lot less messy than I expected.

The biggest challenge has been the heat wave we’ve been having in New York these past weeks, so this is still a work in progress. To ensure we don’t slack off too much, Sir Kitty provides careful work site supervision:

Fireplace tile clean-up

The fireplace in the garden apartment looks like this:

It seems OK, until you take a closer look:

Varnish is splashed all over the tile. On the floor, the tile just looks sad. Sure, this tile is over 100 years old but it still has some life in it.

Enter my favorite tool in the whole universe:

Turns out the tiles had a layer of polyurethane on top. Some scrubbing and some Mr. Clean Magic Eraser did the trick:

While the tile is definitely showing its age, cleaning the gunk off it makes a huge difference. Here is the half way point with the right side cleaned up and the left side intact:

Here is a closer shot of the cleaned up border:

Yes I am that person

This makes me insanely happy. Giggly even!

Behold all of the paint colors available in Behr paint.

It took me three separate trips to Home Depot to collect every single Behr paint chip. The stack became so tall I could no longer hold it in my hand – and didn’t want to risk stashing it in my purse and it falling out of order. After the wishy-washiness of trying to find the perfect shade of non-commital for our entry hallway, I decided life would way better if I just had all the colors available (not to mention it would be much cheaper, since it’s basically impossible for me to go into a hardware store and not buy anything).

The husband thought this was ridiculous at first. I reminded him that it could be much worse: I could be hoarding diamonds. Since paint chips are free, that was the last he ever spoke of it (and I have seen him eying my stash…)

A side note on paint: as is the case with anything, you get what you pay for. I find that Behr paint does the job better than cheaper brands (Glidden, I’m talking to you), plus it comes in a low VOC formula as well. Colors such as red are a pain in the ass to paint evenly, so buy expensive paint if you’re going in that direction. Because I’m basically lazy, I prefer to be able to buy paint at the hardware store. Maybe someday I will put on my fancy pants and go to the paint store. Until then, Behr will have to do.

Project Grape

We have a mature grape (tree? vine? bush?) in the backyard. This makes me super happy because it brings back so many childhood memories – besides, how cool is it to be able to grow your own grapes? Even though we are super excited over the possibility of grapes, we’re much less excited about the condition of the grape-holding contraption:

A tangled mess of vines made the area directly below basically useless. Cue up some basic plumbing supplies and a lot of patience:

A few hours later, the plant was properly supported and the area beneath tall enough to stand up without fear of being poked in the eye by a branch.

Since we have no idea which kind of grapes we are growing, here’s hoping for some tasty mystery fruit in a few months.

 

Color Scheme Fail

My grand plan of a subtle tone-on-tone color palette  was a colossal fail.

The Granny Smith White is just too white to play off the bright white starting at the picture molding. I was afraid of going too dark, given the current dark-ish industrial beige currently on the wall.

Actual shades of gray

I’ve been a tad obsessed with the color gray… the actual color – get your mind out of the gutter. We shall not discuss how I ran into Barnes & Noble last week in dire need of a bathroom, only to find an absurdly long line thanks to the massive crows that were there for the 50 Shades of Gray lady. No we shall not mention that at all.

This wall has since been repaired and painted (white), yet not even crappy books can shake my love of gray. I suppose it could be worse… it could be pink!